Kick- This thing is a nightmare! It's fierce, dangerous, and deadly! It slammed me to the ground like a rag doll! It threw books at me! It pushed the librarian off a balcony! It lifted entire bookshelves! And for its grand finale, it destroyed the library! There's a reason there's no information on this thing! Because no one has ever survived researching it!!!
Ms. Fitzpatrick- Okay. You get an "A". And extra credit to anyone who can find my spleen!