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Brad- "Now listen up, dilweed! I'm the Assistant Associate Junior Lifeguard in Training with a hot boss named Shannon. If I do what she wants, maybe she'll do what the Brad wants! I already got most of her phone number."

Kick- "Which part?"

Brad- "The area code, SO DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME!!!"


Brad- "SENIOR CITIZEN SWIM!"


Kick- "FREE SWIM!!"


Brad- "This. Ends. Now!!!"


Kick and Gunther- "This is gonna be awesome!"

Brad- "We are gonna die!"


Shannon- (after shift is over) "Oh, my shift's over! Hey, second shift! You're up!"

Papercut Peterson- Hello!

Brad- "Wait! What?"

Papercut Peterson- "Don't worry, man! I'm a trained professiona-nal. (Prepares mouth-to-mouth)

Brad- "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

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