Brad- "Now listen up, dilweed! I'm the Assistant Associate Junior Lifeguard in Training with a hot boss named Shannon. If I do what she wants, maybe she'll do what the Brad wants! I already got most of her phone number."
Kick- "Which part?"
Brad- "The area code, SO DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME!!!"
Brad- "Nice try, dillweed! No kids in the pool!"
Kick- "Why?!"
Brad- "Because it's... (blows whistle) SENIOR CITIZEN SWIM!!!"
Kick- "FREE SWIM!!"
Brad- "This. Ends. Now!!!"
Kick and Gunther- "This is gonna be awesome!"
Brad- "We are gonna die!"
Shannon- (after shift is over) "Oh, my shift's over! Hey, second shift! You're up!"
Papercut Peterson- Hello!
Brad- "Wait! What?"
Papercut Peterson- "Don't worry, man! I'm a trained professiona-nal. (Prepares mouth-to-mouth)
Brad- "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"